Fuck your god, bible thumper preaching threats from hymn
Fuck your god, his revival and the Holy Ghost
Fuck your god; only tell us what we need to know
Fuck your god, pointing fingers and then do as me
Fuck your god, you are nothing and you'll never be
Fuck your god; it is Satan who entrusts my soul
Fuck your god, where the Christians are, I will not go
it was a sacrifice for jehova, after Iefte won the battle.
What is the Moral of this story? Because God told him to NOT do it at the end, that somehow absolves him of this entire situation? It Doesn't! If anything; it makes God even MORE monstrous. Why? Well let's examine the entire situation.
1; the reason that God invented this little - ahem - "test" is because he's under the impression that no one on Earth should love anything - not their wives, or their children - more than they love him. Wow; kind of demanding for a guy we've never met.
2; He tells Abraham to test his faith in him...By binding his son to an Altar and sacrificing him...Wow; talk about the hypocrisy considering everything that Christians have done to the Pagans over the centuries. But here is a God whose ego is SO huge, the he demands that a man murder his own child in his name.
3; Abraham was a Sheep; plain and simple. He was MORE of a Sheep than what he tried to make Issac into. So naturally the sheep was going to do what was commanded of it, and he was actually going to KILL his own son, to what potentially amounts to a Voice he hears in his head. So finally God comes in and tells him, "No; don't do it. Your devotion to me has been proven. Your son may live."
I mentioned that this makes God MORE monstrous; it does, and here's why. It shows how little God values the Human Psyche. Can you imagine how traumatic it must be for both Issac and Abraham to have gone through that? Issac now has to live the rest of his life with the knowledge that his father was prepared to kill him on command. At this point; leaving him alive almost seems cruel. But does God care about their sanity and mental stability? Of course not.
You got the Title Wrong...This wasn't a Big Joke...it was a Game. This is all a Game to God; a Psychological Game, where God plays with Human Lives for his own amusement to stroke his own Ego. I stand by what I say, that this God is a Monster on the same level of Jigsaw from the Saw Movie Franchise.
This story shows that God doesn't value the Human Mind, and the book of Job shows that God doesn't value Human Life. He is incapable of feeling affection for anything but himself. He is a Liar, a Narcissist, and a Hypocrite.
Huh; so let me ask you something. Why is it that a human asking someone to sacrifice their child as a test of loyalty is considered an abomination, but if God asks you to do it, its okay?
The problem with me asking YOU this question, is that I KNOW exactly what your answer is going to be. So go on Sheep...Let me hear it. C'mon Sheep; "Baaaaaaah." C'mon you little Lamb...Defend your Shepherd; C'mon, "Baah" at me. Defend your Shepherd like the lost sheep you are, when all of us who can THINK, realize that your Shepherd is leading you straight to the slaughter house...
Thanks for the comment!
As for the story.... BOOHISS.
The bible as a book should bother you. It makes my brain scream. Because...people believe this horseshit happened. I'm terrified of that fact. I both worry and wonder that there are three demographics in this country, based on polls, who actually know both their text and other religious text; and they are:
2)Mormons (or LDS if we're gong to accurate)
I'm mortified that most people posturing to be Christians haven't a damn clue what that means. It means you believe in the old testament. Wholesale. Because if you don't believe in the bible or at least some piece of alleged Christian text-- be it the gospel of judas or mary or joseph or the book of enoch or the apocrypha---wholesale then your religions is man-made. If you do believe in the bible then you have to accept this lil' gem as doctrine, duet. 22:28-29 And Jesus never once--and I have read the bible very extensively---has never said that law was revoked. Never renounced human slavery and rape. Never said a single word against the bible's homophobia in Leviticus 18:23 or Leviticus 20:13. Neither did his apostles save for Paul, who claimed to be appointed by Jesus. He said plenty in Romans 1. He outright condemned homosexuality.
And people listen to this illiterate garbage. A lot.
Actually, when you think about it, it's not really funny ... people are willing to believe in "God the Ultimate Prankster" as long at it gets them their forever after ...